Shawn Says

Last Tuesday, at dinner, Shawn was eating green beans. He decided to pull them apart and suck the little seeds out, then eat the outsides. It looked like he was eating boiled peanuts. His Aunt Sara had showed him how just a few days before.
S: I'm eating my beanuts.

Also, last Tuesday night, Bobby was putting Shawn to bed. They were saying the prayer.
B: .. and please be with Granddaddy.
S: But, Granddaddy is all better!
B: Oh, yeah. The bruise on his face is all better, but he still has dialysis.
S: What's that?
B: Well, they plug him into a machine at night..
S: GRANDDADDY'S A ROBOT!? But, I don't want him to be a robot anymore.

Last Thursday, Shawn was singing.
S: The farmer in the dell. The farmer in the dell. Heigh-ho, the derry-o. The farmer in the dell. The farmer takes a life. The farmer takes a life. Heigh-ho, the derry-o. The farmer takes a life.


Today, Shawn was singing.
S: Old MacDonald had a farm. E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a...
Liam: cow!
S: Cow! E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a...
L: Quack!
S: Quack! E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a...
Me: Pig?
S: Pig! E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a... Sheep! E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a...
Me: Chicken!
S: Chicken! E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a... Donkey! E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a...
Me: Horse!
S: Horse! E-hi-E-hi-ho. And on that farm he had a...
Me: A rooster!?
S: No Mommy, I just want you to say nothing!! Old MacDonald has enough. His farm is full. That's enough now.